[Game] Banned!

There's nothing going on in the OOC section~ So. I though I'd bring in a typical forum game. Banned!

The rules are simple, make up a comical reason to ban the latest poster. You can't pick who you ban, it has to be a ban on whoever currently has the last post.

Obviously, this is a game. None of these bans are real. Your reasons are supposed to be jokes, nothing hateful. If you think it may upset the person, don't post it!

You can ban someone based on something completely random, something you know about them, or even based on their character(s) or something their character has done in an RP. Have fun with it.

Some witty reasons would be stuff like,
"Banned for accusing me of killing Harry Potter."
"Banned for being from Canada when you're not like Terrance and Phillip."
"Banned for saying banned for banning someone that has been banned before you told them to be banned." [Yeah, confusing works too]

I can't ban anyone because no one has posted. :I

I guess I'll get the ball rolling. Banned for forging the one ring of power in the heart of Mount Doom and all the stuff that followed as a result of that

>:c Banned for stopping me from using the one ring of power for my er... not-plans-to-take-over-the-world.... >_> Still banned.

Banned for stealing my idea of using goldsmithing for world domination

Banned because I'm an all powerful admin and own you?

Banned for turning that into a less-than-confident question. Come on, now~

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Banned for using to many English and Spanish question marks in confusing manners! :U

Banned because it makes sense after this many beers

Banned because you weren't drinking anything stronger then beer!

Banned because you don't even have a character yet

Banned because I’m deluded.

Banned for using a word a I don't know causing me to have to find a dictionairy during which I tripped and died

Murderer!

Banned for being so damn clumsy ya managed to get yourself killed. xD

Banned for being amused our admin got killed because of clumsiness

Banned for implying you weren't laughing at it too, though we all know you did =P

Banned for taking over three weeks to come up with that.

Banned because I can :U

Banned because Creed is just a tad mental.

Banned cuz ya let the Google bot past you again :U yer supposed to beat the shyte outta dat stalker thing its gonna secretly make the site explode.

Banned for saying something that makes no sense to me at all

banned because you stole my potatoes!! ;-;

Banned because you're supposed to be obsessed with tacos. :I

Banned because potatoes are so much more awesome then tacos